Anatomy of a typo
Recently I was messaging with a friend about a video of a dancing banana (don't ask) and thought that I would never have the ability to move like the person in the suit did. I thought that the dance that he (she? I have no idea...) was doing looked rather strenuous and would be quite the exercise.
And that is where things went a little awry or veered off into the untoward depending on your perspective.
I was going to say that it looked like a "butt-busting" workout and that seemed like an inappropriate thing to say. Well, I should have stuck with that description. I then thought that a more appropriate thing to say was "gut-busting" because I am a 43-year-old male that has a bit too much of a bubble in the middle. So, with the words "gut", "butt", and "busting" rolling around in my head here is what I came up with:
"Actually it would be a good butt-gusting workout"
...which is so much more appropriate than what I had originally rejected. It is hard to be me sometimes.
Really hard.
And that is where things went a little awry or veered off into the untoward depending on your perspective.
I was going to say that it looked like a "butt-busting" workout and that seemed like an inappropriate thing to say. Well, I should have stuck with that description. I then thought that a more appropriate thing to say was "gut-busting" because I am a 43-year-old male that has a bit too much of a bubble in the middle. So, with the words "gut", "butt", and "busting" rolling around in my head here is what I came up with:
"Actually it would be a good butt-gusting workout"
...which is so much more appropriate than what I had originally rejected. It is hard to be me sometimes.
Really hard.
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