If I was...

With apologies to Midge Ure (well, not really because it wasn't such a great song) I was thinking about the names I would like if I was a captain. Of course Captain Fritz came to mind immediately, but there might already be one in the armada I would be leading so I think I would have to come up with a different name. Here are some candidates that crossed my mind:
  • Captain Contestable
  • Captain Craptastic
  • Captain Carpool
  • Captain Francis
  • Captain Malfeasance
  • Captain Cooper
  • Captain de la Cruz
  • Captain Catastrophe
  • Captain Voluminous
I know what I would vote for. Most of them don't make much sense, but there is a side of me that has always wanted to guide a ship of sorts. Most likely it would be a ship of fools and I would firmly grab the rudder and lead it even more firmly into utter foolishness, but it would be my ship nonetheless.

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